Walking down Mission Street to the bus I was behind three men, one of whom was carrying a 24 pack of beer at 8am. "He said he was taking a sow of violence but then at the meeting he got in a big yelling argument with Henry".
When I went to see Earth, Wind and Fire, the Isley Brothers, and the Ojays at the Shoreline Amphitheatre, my friend and I were seated near a man who sounded a bit drunk. He kept saying to his friend, "I couldn't give a f--- about no peanut-butter and jellyfish sandwich." My friend had to point out that he was saying "jellyfish," because it sailed right past my ears. Thankfully, the man repeated it a few times more, so I knew that was what he was saying.
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When I went to see Earth, Wind and Fire, the Isley Brothers, and the Ojays at the Shoreline Amphitheatre, my friend and I were seated near a man who sounded a bit drunk. He kept saying to his friend, "I couldn't give a f--- about no peanut-butter and jellyfish sandwich." My friend had to point out that he was saying "jellyfish," because it sailed right past my ears. Thankfully, the man repeated it a few times more, so I knew that was what he was saying.
Mmm... Jellyfish.
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